Even I think I’m a bit of a ridiculous person for that one…
DDGGGAARRRGGGHHHHH
I haven’t felt happy in over a week, why can’t I cheer up…?
Alcohol, these gentlemen and being a selfish twat. Average night…
Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf found dead in badger sett.
U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3’ 6” performer has been discovered in a badger’s den, partially eaten.
THE SHIT!?
Fuck you James. You can do fuck all. Just fuck off and don’t even bother.
Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?Why are you such an utter fucking failure?
Not sure how I thought I wouldn’t balls this up. Fail.
